Winning in One Easy Lesson

How to win a Contest

Child's play, really. All you have to do is harness the power of the allmighty Fark Squirrel. Fire up MSPaint and get to gettin'.

As you can see, this original is pure crap. Everyone knows that hummingbirds are flightless, so this pic has obviously been manipulated before submission. Highly dubious.

Now we're seeing some progress. By including as much of the Squirrel source as possible, you assure yourself a high number of votes. Good on Ya. There's still room for improvement, though.

This entry is what I like to call "top tier" work. It's almost too good to submit. It would dwarf the other contest pics. I don't want to steal anyone's thunder. That's not what this blog is about.
Stay tuned for more tips from the Doctor